I went to the grocery store this week and put Michael Pollan’s Food Rules to work. Or the ones I could remember, anyway.
First, this Pollan-inspired grocery trip took over an hour, and my list was half the usual size for a week. I hope that I will get this down soon because I can not spend this much time at the grocery store each week! I started on the outer periphery with the bakery and meat counter. I had already asked the butcher twice about organic bone-in chicken breasts, which I can never find. And do you know, this wonderful lady butcher took my phone number and offered to call me when they came in? How’s that for awesome customer service…kudos to Publix. I wish I could pull up her name, but my early Alzheimer’s won’t let me. Anyway, she had called me so I went to pick some up. There are so few choices in the organic meats. With the ground beef, there was only ground chuck and I usually get ground sirloin. And only Publix Greenwise brand of organic beef and chicken. Nothing from Georgia, which I’ve noticed Kroger does have. Oh well, fewer choices made my decisions easier, I guess, kind of like what it’s like in a grocery store in a Communist country. Hmmm…did I just compare shopping in a small town to a Communist country? Yikes!
So I made my way around the edge of the store, as Pollan suggests, but had to go down the canned vegetable aisle. I was supposed to stay on the periphery. What to do? I had no choice but to break the rules. I gritted my teeth, put my head down, pulled myself up by the bootstraps, and went to buy, gasp, canned green beans and juice boxes. I realized, here, that they only sell Publix brand organic canned veggies. Okay, again, makes it easier, I guess, seems like a monopoly, but…
On to the dairy, on the back wall of the store. Got some cheese, some organic eggs (more store brand): the eggs are high, but when you think about it being for two meals and being a replacement for meat, it’s not bad at all. We eat a lot of eggs. Had to go down the middle to the rice aisle and break the rules again. The long grain and wild rice I used to buy came in the microwave bag, that’s cooked in 90 seconds. I looked at the ingredient list: WATER; PARBOILED LONG GRAIN RICE; WILD RICE; HYDROLYZED SOY/CORN/WHEAT PROTEIN; CANOLA OIL AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL†; SUGAR; VEGETABLES (ONION*, PARSLEY*, SPINACH*, CELERY*, TOMATO*, CARROT*); GARLIC POWDER; SALT; AUTOLYZED YEAST EXTRACT; YEAST EXTRACT; SPICES; NATURALFLAVORS; NIACIN; FERRIC ORTHOPHOSPHATE; HYDROLYZED YEAST PROTEIN; ONION POWDER; SMOKE FLAVORING; THIAMINE MONONITRATE; FOLIC ACID. *DRIED.
Then I looked on the package of brown rice and these are the ingredients: LONG GRAIN PARBOILED BROWN RICE. So that’s what I went with. Plus I already had it at home, and saved some money.
Then on to the produce section. It’s so blah to shop for produce in the winter, right? I did buy some organic oranges and potatoes that were on sale. I also bought some organic strawberries from Florida. They were $6.99. A lot for strawberries but they were beautiful, must’ve just come in and my mouth watered looking at them. And my daughter just loves them to death. So I bought them, out of season. And they tasted great. So sue me.
I also looked at ingredient labels on graham crackers, a healthy snack, or so I thought. Ingredients: ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE [VITAMIN B1], RIBOFLAVIN [VITAMIN B2], FOLIC ACID), SUGAR, GRAHAM FLOUR (WHOLE GRAIN WHEAT FLOUR), SOYBEAN OIL, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED COTTONSEED OIL, HONEY, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SOY LECITHIN-AN EMULSIFIER, CORNSTARCH.
What even is some of that stuff? Lots of soy crap. And corn crap. Hydrogenated. Artificial. And I do know what that is and it ain’t good.
Instead, I bought Newman’s Cinnamon Graham ABC Cookies, Ingredients: Organic Unbleached Flour, Organic Sugar, Organic Palm Fruit Oil, Organic Graham Four, Organic Honey, Cinnamon, Natural Flavor, Salt, Baking Soda
Also the bag had this explanation about Palm Fruit Oil:
“Organic palm fruit oil:
- Is extracted from the palm’s fruit not the palm’s kernel.
- It is not hydrogenated.
- Contains no trans-fatty acids.
- Is lower in saturated fat than butter and has no cholesterol.
- Can be grown organically in tropical regions.
Of the three tropical oils, Palm Fruit Oil is 50% saturated, while Palm Kernel Oil is 86%, and Coconut Oil is 92%.
We like, too, that palm fruit oil comes from a part of Columbia where its production helps protect the area.”
Plus, Newman’s donates all of its profits to charities and educational causes. I think they cost about $3.00. They taste great. So that one’s a no-brainer for me.
Another rule I used this week was the homemade treat rule. This weekend, I made homemade cheese fries! Yum! Real oven roasted potatoes, real cheddar cheese, and real bacon. The kids were so excited and loved them. We had them with burgers. And we did not feel bad. We enjoyed it, such a novelty, this guilt-free eating! That’s been a surprising thing for me, through all of this healthy living. Now that I eat more healthfully on a day-to-day basis, I truly enjoy my splurges like I never did before, when I just ate whatever. And I do not ever feel guilty anymore. Not even during the holidays. That’s a happy development; a healthier relationship with food, for sure. Although I did have a hard time leaving the holiday eating behind, I’m back on track now.
Now, if only I could figure out a way to do Real World research on French eating practices…I really do feel that this grog would be so much more enhanced if I were immersed in the culture, or embedded like the reporters do with the troops, but doing Real World Paris food research. I will work on that!
How do you think the Food Rules hold up in the Real World? Have you put them into practice? What works and what doesn’t?
If you’re needing a homemade treat this dreary, rainy, winter day, how about The Best Chocolate Buttercream Icing Ever: from The Cupcake Doctor-
1 stick softened butter
1/2 c. cocoa powder
3 c. powdered sugar
3-5 T. milk
1 t. vanilla
Mix butter and cocoa in mixer on low speed until combined, 30 seconds. Add sugar, 3 T. milk and vanilla. Blend on low 1 minute. Increase speed to medium and blend for one more minute until light and fluffy. Add 1-2 T. milk if mixture is too stiff.
Can be good on cupcakes, but really just best on a spoon right out of the bowl. And we know what each ingredient is, no question!
Stay dry and warm, my green friends!
-Katie